Hello internet!
I’m so scared that you guys will stop reading after this post because my weirdness is too much for you to handle. But you did choose to follow me after my first post about mutual weirdness. . . #dontjudgepls It’s only my second post here yet I’m already posting about my most embarrassing moment of my life . That’s great.
Today, I was talking to my parents about me 13 years ago. Then my mom suddenly said, “HEY YOU KNOW? YOU WERE A BADASS WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG!” <– that was paraphrased, by the way. ANYWAYS, so apparently, when I was three, I bit a kid’s nose at preschool. I DIDN’T BITE IT OFF CHILLAX. I DON’T HAVE A THING FOR BITING PEOPLE’S NOSES EITHER. To be honest, I don’t really remember the biting part. But I remember the anger. I think the kid stole my toy or something. I MEAN COME ON. I WAS THREE. ARE YOU REALLY JUDGING ME FOR WHAT I DID WHEN I WAS THREE YEARS OLD. I’m pretty nice and tolerant, mang. If this kid pissed me off, he or she probably did something horrible (yeah I don’t even remember the kid’s gender). Okay, I admit it. I’m a horrible human being D: WHY THREE-YEAR-OLD JENNY? WHY? I want to crawl into a hole and stay there forever. 😦
Well, on the bright side, I don’t bite people’s noses anymore! YAY. oh gawd. I’m such a sad person. Well that’s that.
If you continued reading on without unfollowing me, YOU’RE GREAT! HERE, YOU DESERVE A COOKIE.
I love chocolate chip cookies. omg it’s like 2:30am here and I’m craving for a cookie. </3 my sad, sad, life.
Anyways, yeah. I was a pretty badass kid. Sorry, kid-who-got-his/her-nose-bitten-by-me. I apologize (13 years later. HEHHEEH)
That’s it for today. See y’all soon!
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